It’s especially good for guests with a strong grip and upper body strength. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — We had great hopes for the Disney Skyliner, but apparently it’s a bust. Disney hasn’t released official numbers, but word of mouth is that no one has ridden it in over a month. NO ONE! Add to…
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It’s true! Or not! Frankly, we’re a little confused. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Star Wars Weekends have been cancelled. [Ed.: Wait, what?] That’s the rumor, at least, a rumor possibly even confirmed by Disney. Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that these rumors are true, at least at Disney’s Hollywood Studios! [Ed.: Still waiting for the headline to…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I want to start my own news source. I currently write…
Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: HOW WILL DISNEY PARKS BE DIFFERENT WHEN THEY REOPEN – What will a reopened Disney park be like? The (Step) Moms know! (Enough to guess.) Tuesday NEW PARK ANNOUNCED: DISNEYLAND WUHAN! – We’re…
“The River Mile” project may have been a front for the Mouse! DENVER, CO — Elitch Gardens (just “Elitch’s” to the locals) was a beloved theme park in west Denver with roots going back to the late 1800’s. Eventually, in 1995, the name (but not the “beloved”) moved downtown, becoming a generic cookie-cutter amusement park monstrosity…