Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Disneyland, Disney, would be better off hiring somebody like me Who, knows Disneyland…
Seriously, are you all going to fall for this hoax again? FRISCO, TX — Despite the news stories (so. many. news. stories), Uncle Walt’s Insider can confidently report that a Universal Studios theme park is NOT being built in Texas. We at Uncle Walt’s have numerous amazing inside sources in all the theme park and…
Ride operators at the parks will finally be on-site again instead of pushing buttons from home! BR’ER BANK, CA — Newly reinstated Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger has told employees that the days of working from home are coming to an end. Effective March 1, 2023, Disney employees will be required to work in person…
This “Rob” Chapek guy (pictured) looks kind of familiar. BR’ER BANK, CA – After Robert “Bob” Iger “reluctantly” seized the reins of the Disney Company last month from Bob “Bob” Chapek, fans and shareholders alike wondered if Iger’s return was only temporary or if he would be CEO-for-life, as previously reported by Uncle Walt’s Insider….
We can’t wait for Goofy’s Belly Flop Contest. DORAL, FL — In a surprising move, returning Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger has agreed to unload Disney Cruise Line, selling its ships, branding, and assets to cruise mega-corporation Carnival. Disney Cruise Line will become another of Carnival Corporation’s current stable of 27 cruise brands, which already…