Local fan club leader and self-described “Potterhead” has no magical abilities. ORLANDO, FL — Roland Fleestrom of Cross Plains, Wisconsin, was greatly disappointed to learn this week that he was a Muggle [Ed.: or “No-Maj” in the U.S; that is, having no magical ability] on his first visit to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal…
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There’s a(nother) new (Iron) Chef in town. ‘Iron Chef’ Bobby Flay announced recently that he would be opening a new restaurant at Disney Springs. His yet-unnamed restaurant is scheduled to open in early 2019. The new restaurant will rekindle a decades-old battle with Iron Chefs Masaharu Morimoto and Wolfgang Puck. “Not a Chef” The feud…
Olympic superstar Swaney is thrilled to train in warm weather. PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — Following her epic half-pipe performance, “Hungarian” Olympic skier Elizabeth Swaney has signed a contract to train exclusively at Disney’s ‘ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex.’ At a joint press conference on Sunday, Swaney announced that she would begin her training at the…
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Soda is bad for your health, mmm-kay? For all the soda addicts out there, here’s an ingenious way to help fight the addiction. Uncle Walt’s Insider has the exclusive story about a Florida man who has installed a commercial soda dispensing system in his home, and says that it will cut down on the amount…
Merger negotiations continue, but the tasty chicken sandwich chain’s Sunday closure policy has stalled progress. ATLANTA, GA — Sources in both the Walt Disney Company and Chick-fil-A have confirmed publicly that a Disney/Chick-fil-A merger is being negotiated. Rumors continue to fly around Disney and chicken-based websites about the details, but Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned…