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  • New Applebees at Epcot's New Jersey pavilion.
    New Applebees at Epcot's New Jersey pavilion.
    Florida

    World-famous restaurant coming to EPCOT’s New Jersey pavilion

    ByWalt May 14, 2018May 11, 2018

    Not just any eatery is good enough for Disney’s newest World Showcase country! E.P.C.O.T., FL — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas are infamous [Ed.: That means more than famous, right guys?] for their world-renown restaurants, most of them achieving a minimum of 4 Churros on the Uncle Walt’s Insider Scale of Awesomeness. While everyone…

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  • Six Flags owner John L. Ama wears his MGAGA hat. Adapted from photo by Gregory Rec/Staff Photographer/CNBC.
    Six Flags owner John L. Ama wears his MGAGA hat. Adapted from photo by Gregory Rec/Staff Photographer/CNBC.
    World

    New Six Flags owner vows to “Make Great America Great Again”

    ByX May 12, 2018May 11, 2018

    Greatness will only get you so far. GURNEE, IL — The new owner of Six Flags vowed that he will “Make Great America Great Again”, in reference to the company’s flagship amusement park, Six Flags Great America. John L. Ama, a Wauconda resident, [Ed.: No, not Wakanda. Black Panther is from Wakanda. We’re talking about Wauconda,…

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  • More money, less time with your family! Photo by Roosewelt Pinheiro [CC BY 3.0 br] via Wikimedia Commons & kingdommagictravel.com.
    More money, less time with your family! Photo by Roosewelt Pinheiro [CC BY 3.0 br] via Wikimedia Commons & kingdommagictravel.com.
    World

    Adventures by Disney: new “A Wrinkle in Time” Experience

    ByWalt May 11, 2018May 9, 2018

    Want to get away from it all, and then get right back to it? Looking to spend as little quality time with family as possible? CELEBRATION, FL — Adventures by Disney has quickly become the go-to organization for well-planned vacations, particularly for families who are either too wealthy for their own good or too lazy…

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  • The face of indentured servitude? Photo by Dinosaur918 [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia Commons
    The face of indentured servitude? Photo by Dinosaur918 [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia Commons
    California

    Unpaid house elves working at Universal’s Wizarding World

    ByMarty May 10, 2018May 7, 2018

    Guests describe the place as magical, but does it operate using slave labor? UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — For Harry Potter fans, a visit to “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” is almost like actually being a part of the magical world of J.K. Rowling’s books and the resulting movies. But Uncle Walt’s Insider now reveals…

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  • A few of the remaining functional cars at Tomorrowland Speedway. Photo by Theme Park Tourist [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons.
    A few of the remaining functional cars at Tomorrowland Speedway. Photo by Theme Park Tourist [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons.
    California | Florida

    Car #19 breaks down at Autopia and Speedway on the same day

    ByX May 9, 2018May 7, 2018

    Is this a sign of maintenance issues at the parks? ANAHEIM, CA and WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that Car #19 at the Tomorrowland Speedway in Magic Kingdom, and Car #19 at the Autopia in Disneyland Park recently broke down on the same day. Although the two attractions are run…

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