Aaaand it’s not Ellen. EPCOAT CENTRE, FLORIDA — Breaking News! Uncle Walt’s Insider has confirmed a previously top secret celebrity cameo appearance in the new Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind ride! In homage to the recently departed Ellen’s Energy Adventure, there is a very momentary cameo in the new ride by none other than Bill…
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Call it too much of a good thing… ANAHEIM, CA — Well, it was good while it lasted. The electrical generator system hooked up to Walt Disney spinning in his grave has overloaded and is no longer usable — and sources are already predicting power outages. As Uncle Walt’s Insider reported, California had been enjoying…
After the Guardians retheming of the Tiki Room and Pirates flopped, could this mean that the GotG craze is over? EPCOT, FL — Millions of people have already had the chance to try out the new Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind attraction, and the reviews are in! And friends, they aren’t good. Bob “Bob”…
High-up Disney execs living in the RCID may find their sweet deal coming to an end. REEDY CREEK IMPROVEMENT DISTRICT ORANGE COUNTY & OSCEOLA COUNTY, FL – Fun fact: there’s a legal requirement in Florida for government entities like Disney’s Reedy Creek Improvement District to have residents who vote on district matters. And so even…
Of course you can still trust Disney with your kids! REEDY CREEK ORANGE & OSCEOLA COUNTIES, FL — Good news for all of you Disney character lovers — in-person meet-and-greets are back! Guests at the Walt Disney World and Disneyland Resorts, Spas, and LGBTetc. Awareness Centers will no longer have to be content with Mickey…