If it makes it, this will be the first computer-generated personality to make it onto the panel — that we know of. LONGYEARBYEN, SVALBARD — The search is on for new members for the planDisney trip advice panel!* Tens of thousands of applicants have already been eliminated, and the remaining few are keeping their fingers…
That cover photo is just a placeholder. No accusations are being made. Yet. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Uncle Walt’s Insider today announced (by this article, in fact) that they are investigating a breach into their Vault of Story Ideas (known also as the Story Idea Vault, or the Idea Vault of Stories). The…
Also, the unnamed executive’s ringtone was a “cha-ching” sound, over and over again. BURBANK, CA — On a recent visit to Disneyland, an unidentified Disney executive (pictured) was overheard saying that there are “too many poor people here.” The unnamed executive suggested that Disneyland should be like a country club: overpriced, exclusive, and offer mediocre…
Then they attached a strap and sold it in the Creations Shop! EPCOT, FL — Tragedy has struck in the midst of the 40th anniversary celebration of EPCOT Centre. During a show celebrating all things Epcot, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek reportedly became angry as Walt Disney’s name was mentioned over and over, while no…
Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I joined D23 but have not received anything. Who do you suggest I…