(Step)Moms Panel: Answering the important questions in life
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step) Moms: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks. Each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, and wives; how many were going ...
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(Step)Moms Panel: “Should I cancel my Cinderella’s Royal Table reservation?”
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step) Moms: I have a reservation for my family at Cinderella's Royal Table for next week. I know the parks are shut down, but you wouldn't believe how much effort it took to get that reservation. Should I cancel it?” ...
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(Step)Moms Panel: “How soon will things get back to normal?”
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step) Moms: How soon will things get back to normal?” - Eugene K, Los Angeles CA
Walt:
Hi Normal, thanks for asking.
It depends on what your definition of normal is. My guess is July 13th, 2027.
Marty:
Dear Korman,
You're from L.A. 'Normal' hasn't ...
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(Step)Moms Panel: “Is ‘Uncle Walt’ actually still touring Walt Disney World?”
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step) Moms: Your article on Saturday was a report from your so-called 'Uncle Walt,' claiming he was still touring Walt Disney World. What kind of idiots do you think we are? The parks are shut down. He's not really still ...
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