Come along with Marty as he visits Walt’s original Magic Kingdom!
UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — I’m so excited! Our boss is normally pretty tight on money, but after we grumbled about his visiting Walt Disney World recently, he’s opening up the purse strings! He said that if I can get myself from Svalbard to Anaheim, he’ll pay for any available Disneyland admission pass, up to five days!!
Also, I get to write in the first person!
Days 1 & 2
It’s a grueling 24-hour series of flights from Longyearbyen to Oslo to Amsterdam to Atlanta to LAX. And then for some reason I can’t find an Uber in California. But all the pain of travel is worth it! Disneyland tomorrow!
Day 3
Apparently Disneyland is closed for some reason? Huh, bummer — and I really wanted to meet Colin Kaepernick. Our Uncle Walt must not have known. Oh well, it’s the thought that counts!
Days 4 & 5
Back to Svalbard!
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Cover photo: Disneyland with the new Partner’s statue, half-toppled by protestors. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.