It’s like they’re milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something. BR’ER BANK, CA – You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney’s going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns….
Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: What is your favorite type of Churro and are they even worth purchasing…
Next up: have you ever seen a Slinky Dog twerk? EMERYVILLE, CA — Continuing Disney’s repeated attempts to one-up itself in the Woke Olympics, its animation subsidiary Pixar has announced the first transgender character in children’s animated feature films. Not only that, but it says the character was introduced in 1995, when the first Toy…
Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: When will the Disney in Michigan open? I keep getting different dates. Or…
Just in case the gondolas get stranded again. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s been a while since Disney’s Skyliner gondola system crashed and left hundreds of riders stranded in the air for hours. But that doesn’t mean that the Mouse isn’t ready for the next time it happens! When the Skyliner first malfunctioned in…