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“Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: What is your favorite type of Churro and are they even worth purchasing now with Disney’s food prices so high?” – Ram Oleson, The Haven
X:
I’m partial to the churros they serve at the Mexico pavilion in EPCOT Centre. They come with some fresh warm caramel sauce, and the combination is exceedingly tasty.
Ub:
I get them at Costco.
Marty:
As much as I love Churros, none of the current ones available will ever top the first one I ever had, freshly made by their creator, Walt Disney himself.
Back in ’58, Walt had me and my wife, the lovely Morgan Fairchild, over to his vacation home at Smoke Tree Ranch, and whipped up a batch of the tastiest churros ever made. Bob Hope was there, along with Annette Funicello, Burl Ives, Laurel (but not Hardy), Hayley Mills, and Tinky Winky (years before the Teletubbies – ol’ Walt had a great eye for up-and-coming talent!). Also there was a guy I was 99% sure was John Wayne, but he insisted we call him “Steve.”
After the churros, Walt took us up in his hot air balloon and told us stories about his childhood pet, a talking iguana named “Stumpy.” We laughed and laughed about Walt’s tales of their antics one summer as they traveled coast to coast in an abandoned police car. Some day I’ll have to pass along those stories. Good times!
Grogu:
Marty:
Okay, yeah. You’re right. That probably was a dream. Never mind.
Walt:
As much as I love Churros, none of the current ones available will ever top the first one I ever had, freshly made by their creator, Walt Disney himself.
Back in ’58, Walt had me and my wife, the lovely Morgan Fairchild, over to his vacation home at Smoke Tree Ranch, and whipped up a batch of the tastiest churros ever made. Bob Hope was there, along with Annette Funicello, Burl Ives, Laurel (but not Hardy), Hayley Mills, and Tinky Winky (years before the Teletubbies – ol’ Walt had a great eye for up-and-coming talent!). Also there was a guy I was 99% sure was John Wayne, but he insisted we call him “Steve.”
After the churros, Walt took us up in his hot air balloon and told us stories about his childhood pet, a talking iguana named “Stumpy.” We laughed and laughed about Walt’s tales of their antics one summer as they traveled coast to coast in an abandoned police car. Some day I’ll have to pass along those stories. Good times!
Marty:
Wow. Morgan sure got around back then.
Walt:
Wait, are you the bikram yoga instructor she was always going to??? I had you at our house for corn dogs and churros all of the time! Who else was dating my wife, or your wife? Now I’m not even sure.
Grogu:
Walt:
Not you too!!!
Harriet:
Just don’t go to Walt’s place. There are too many guys dating Morgan Fairchild there.
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