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“Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: When will the Disney in Michigan open? I keep getting different dates. Or is this whole thing a hoax?” – Andrea DeBardelaben, Michigan
Dear Barbie, thank you for writing.
I hate to be the one to break this to you… but Michigan is indeed a hoax. Sorry.
I know, Grogu. I’ve been to Michigan, too. I still say it’s a hoax.
Hi Andre, thanks for asking.
Despite rumors, I can tell you that we at Uncle Walt’s Insider will be at the ribbon cutting ceremony to open up Escanaba Disneyland in late 2021!
Michigan lost the war with Ohio. Ohio got to keep Toledo, Michigan got the Upper Peninsula. So who’s really the loser here?
Just don’t go to Disneyland Escanaba. Even if it’s a hoax, there’s still too many people there.
Hoax? Not a hoax. Definitely not a hoax. They’re just getting delays on the SpaceX StarPort.
They’re building one of those in Michigan, too?
Would I say it if it wasn’t absolutely true?
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