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(Step)Moms Panel: Should one of our writers start a real news site?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I want to start my own news source. I currently write for an ultra-reliable, award-winning theme park news site. I have no intention of leaving, but I want to branch out into a news site that deals with ...

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 3

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: HOW WILL DISNEY PARKS BE DIFFERENT WHEN THEY REOPEN - What will a reopened Disney park be like? The (Step) Moms know! (Enough to guess.) Tuesday NEW PARK ANNOUNCED: DISNEYLAND WUHAN! - We're really hoping that this post will go viral. Viral, get it?? Wednesday CHAPEK: DISNEY ATTRACTIONS WILL CONVERT TO ZOOM - "FroZoom Ever After," anyone? Your favorite rides may soon become Zoom-based! Thursday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: ...

May 3, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight

The actual headline from the Denver Post if this were real! Photo mostly from the Orlando Sentinel.

Disneyland Denver? Elitch’s “developer” might be Disney!

"The River Mile" project may have been a front for the Mouse! DENVER, CO -- Elitch Gardens (just "Elitch's" to the locals) was a beloved theme park in west Denver with roots going back to the late 1800's. Eventually, in 1995, the name (but not the "beloved") moved downtown, becoming a generic cookie-cutter amusement park monstrosity with great views of the mountains. (Then again, just about any place in Denver has great views of the mountains. It's not like they're hard to see. ...

May 2, 2020 by Marty in World

Pictured (front, L-R) Mr. Mistoffelees, Munkustrap, Macavity, Skimbleshanks (back, L-R) Jennyanydots, Grizabella, Rum Tum Tugger. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

DisneyNature will make a live-action version of the Cats musical

No, not CGI, or humans in costumes. Actual cats. BR'ER BANK, CA -- DisneyNature, the division of Walt Disney Studios that makes those animal movies, has announced its next project: a live action remake of the Broadway musical Cats! Paul Baribault, president of DisneyNature, is excited about the project. He spoke to Uncle Walt's Insider by phone. Straight from the (lion?) king "This will be something we've never done before," Baribault says. What, make a movie someone will actually go see, we ask? "Well, that, yes," ...

May 1, 2020 by Marty in Other

(Step)Moms Panel: A reader is concerned about us (Step)Moms. Awww.

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Everyone seems to be asking you questions about themselves and how this virus situation affects them. But I'm worried about you, the (Step) Moms. How are you doing?" - Lilyn R., Brunswick NJ Marty: Hi Mom. I've told you, don't ...

April 30, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney