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Even giant Slinkies are irresistible to play with — and easy to tangle. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios is not yet open, but one of its prime attractions has suffered another setback. As reported last November, one of the coaster cars for the new Slinky Dog Dash became…
![Unidentified mental patient Dan Butler of Maryville, TN. Photo by Mike [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/straight-jacket-768x432.jpg)
“He’s never done anything like this before,” his wife says. KISSIMMEE, FL — A 48-year-old man is being held at an undisclosed mental health facility in Kissimmee for observation, after claiming to have seen a small purple dragon at Walt Disney World Resort’s Epcot park. While the man’s identity has not been released, Uncle Walt’s…
Still a step up from the previous system. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The official Disney Parks Blog announced last Thursday that the Lost and Found Department at the Walt Disney World Resort was going digital, but it may not be all it’s cracked up to be. Disney says that the new system is “an…
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Fortunately, though, no one could really understand him. ANAHEIM, CA — Directly in the wake of the controversy surrounding a certain Disney/ABC personality making outrageous and offensive comments, another popular celebrity associated with the brand has come under fire. Donald Duck, beloved cartoon character and company icon, was accused by a Disneyland park guest of…
You’d think their priority would be the whole Thanos aftermath, but no. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s been a busy few months for the African nation of Wakanda. Shortly after revealing their existence to the United Nations, the tiny but prosperous country was forced to fight off Thanos and his alien invaders. The dust…