What started as an April Fools joke has reached the point of no return. WALT DISNEY WORLD — What a difference a few months can make. Uncle Walt’s Insider was to first to report that the Disney “Skyliner” at the Walt Disney World Resort was just an elaborate prank that got out of hand, but…
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Now you can check in for DME using your Magic Bands! Hey, wait… ORLANDO, FL — Disney has provided free transportation to its Walt Disney World resort guests through its “Disney’s Magical Express” buses for over 75 years [Note: check this figure before publishing], but something new is on the horizon. Beginning this Fall, guests…
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The new nighttime fireworks show will be powered by Internet Explorer. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — News outlets and Disney fan sites alike have been abuzz with the news that the EPCOT Center Resort and Spa will be getting a new nighttime fireworks show. The spectacle, which will replace Illuminations, will be titled “Windows on…
Insist on the real article before you think of the happiest things. BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company responded today to recently-reported incidents involving trafficking of “off-brand pixie dust,” cautioning folks to make sure they are in possession of the real thing before attempting flight. “While everyone looks forward to lifting off the ground…
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It’s no longer the creamy pineapple treat people love, but at least there are more flavors. ANAHEIM, CA — It’s one of the most popular frozen treats available at Disney parks, second only to frozen churros: the Dole Whip. But recently, guest after guest noticed that the taste and texture of this pineapple delight had…