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At least one dog went and grabbed the keys on Pirates of the Caribbean. ANAHEIM, CA — Disneyland Theme Park and Spa announced today that its new “Bring-a-Pet Thursday” venture was a not a complete failure. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Hey, we had literally thousands of dogs…
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Ottawa streets are clogged with protesting truckers? I’m going to Disney World! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Multiple guests visiting the Canada Pavilion and Spa at EPCOT Centre have reported seeing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hiding there. Cast Member Tracey B. tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “He mostly just keeps to himself, but he’s nice…
Maybe he’ll send the Kamala animatronic to investigate the “root causes.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Joe Biden animatronic at Disney’s Hall of “Presidents” went off-script again on Monday. And his remarks are being interpreted as giving a green light to armed conflict between the national pavilions at Epcot’s World Showcase. “I think what…
Our little-known facts series continues, in spite of underwhelming demand! Tens, possibly hundreds [Ed.: We’d research actual attendance numbers, but that’s too much like work] of guests visiting the EPCOT Center Theme Park, Resort and Spa over the past few months have been dazzled by the new light show that’s been glued onto the giant…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I found an article on your website about Disneyland Pyongyang. Like, North…