Help Wanted - Uncle Walt's Insider

Help Wanted

Help Wanted

Always knew they were a bunch of slackers.

UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Originally this was going to be one of those typical “Happy Boxing Day!” type posts. But instead we, or rather I, must put out this Help Wanted ad.

You see, I came into the office yesterday on Christmas Day to tell the boys that they could cut out early. The parking lot was mostly empty, which is normal as none of the boys can afford a car. The only vehicle in the lot, other than the limo that brings me to the office, was just that weird van with all of the antenna things on top, the WDI Security logo on the side, and a custom license plate, “IGER 1”. No clue why they are parked out front all of the time. We sent Harriet out to ask one time. Come to think of it, she hasn’t been back since.

Anyway, I get through our very tight security and into the heart of the U.W.I. HQ, only to find it empty. Then I looked over at the computer and read what they said in yesterday’s article. So they’re all fired. Fortunately, they’ve already made up a few week’s worth of stories, so we can coast for a while.

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