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Uncle Walt’s welcomes our readers from Norway

Norway (we presume) with a Norwegian flag flying. Photo by mroach [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

A message to our first Scandinavian fan club!

UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — Following the revelation that the headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider was currently located in Svalbard for tax purposes, we received a surprise visit from the head of our Norwegian Fan Club! (A surprise, because not only did we not know we had a Norwegian Fan Club, we didn’t even know anyone in Norway actually read Uncle Walt’s, or knew how to find our headquarters. May be time to move again.)

And so, if our regular readers [Ed.: Back down to 3] will indulge us, we’d like to take a day off from providing the most super-reliable theme park news to send this special greeting to all of our fans in Norway:

Takk for at du leser dette. Hvis du vet norsk, eller som oss, bare stole på Google Translate for å gjøre vårt arbeid for oss, mistenker du allerede at vi bare lager falske ting for å få oss til å se bra ut. Vi vet faktisk ikke om vi har noen lesere i Norge, men vi er ganske sikre på at vi ikke har en fan club.

Hvis du tilfeldigvis leser dette i Norge, eller du snakker norsk, send oss en mail på [email protected] Og fortell vennene dine om oss. Hvem vet? I løpet av en dag eller to kan du være leder av vår norske fanklubb selv! Og da ville vi ikke være de slemme løgnerne vi vanligvis er. Skål!

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Cover photo of what we presume is Norway with a Norwegian flag flying by mroach [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.