It’s only natural, since Disney bought Zoom. BR’ER BANK, CA — Bob “Robert” Chapek, the once and future king deposed CEO, announced this morning that Disney parks will be very different when they reopen. “I’ve been playing around with Zoom a lot,” Chapek tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “and it’s pretty cool. Did you know you…
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Don’t worry. The WHO has given their okay. (And Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and the Rolling Stones.) WUHAN, CHINA — Details are unclear at the moment (it’s not easy to get any reliable information out of China) but apparently Disney will soon start construction on their third China-based theme park. Yes, Disneyland Wuhan will soon…
The secrets behind another one of Disney’s best desserts! We’re stuck at home and trying to get articles out of items at hand. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Disney is known for their amazing food! Whether it’s steaks and cheddar cheese soup at Epcot’s Le Cellier, churros at Disneyland, or the chocolate soufflé in Disney…
Disney takes advantage of the park shutdown to do some major maintenance. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Disney parks, like so many businesses during the coronavirus shutdown, are taking a financial hit without guests (other than our Uncle Walt, of course). Still, they are finding some advantages to the closure. With no guests around,…
It’s “the easiest way to stop our guests from bringing disease.” BURBANK, CA — While many companies are retooling to create masks or ventilators, the Disney Company is going a different route. They have contracted with several manufacturers to build hundreds of “walk-through submersion vats.” “We’re just looking ahead, to try to get the parks…