The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I found an article on your website about Disneyland Pyongyang. Like, North…
Trust the experts with your vacation planning! Or us. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — So you’re planning a trip to Walt Disney’s original Magic Kingdom, and you want to know the best time to go? Well, fear not! The experts at Uncle Walt’s Insiders have calculated the best travel date for the most enjoyable…
![A passenger jet on final approach over Bay Lake, as seen from the Contemporary Hotel. Photo by Mike Belobradic via YouTube, TheMightyQuill [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and maybe a couple of others. We lose track.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/wdw-airport-opens-2022a-768x403.jpg)
We’re a little surprised no one staying at Fort Wilderness noticed the construction. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans frustrated with the end of Disney’s Magical Express may now have reason to chEAR — Walt Disney World’s new airport will open soon. Guests will now fly directly into Walt Disney World, without the need…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com was a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
We missed these posters on our last visit, as we were too busy checking our Facebook notifications. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney has unveiled its new “celebration slogan,” which will be used in Disney Parks and Resorts worldwide: “PUT DOWN YOUR STUPID PHONE.” “We wanted something that would appeal to all ages, and really…