The #2 fruit-themed park (behind San Francisco) is joining Dollywood in Tennessee. BUENA PARK, CA — After Disneyland announced their move to Texas on Monday, another popular Southern California theme park is abandoning the state for greener pastures. Knotts Berry Farm will soon leave California and join Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Knotts (the company)…
The moving vans are scheduled for Wednesday. ANAHEIM, CA — Saying they’ve “finally had enough” and the state is “just nuts,” Disneyland officials have announced that the park is leaving California. The park joins hundreds of thousands of California residents fleeing the state each year. Various reasons have been given for the mass exodus, but…
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Hey, look what they were able to do with swampland in Florida! NEW YORK, NY — The Island of Manhattan used to be the crown jewel of New York City. The streets were filled with cars and people rushing from place to place. It was a huge hub of the world economy — and had some…
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Come along with Marty as he visits Walt’s original Magic Kingdom! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — I’m so excited! Our boss is normally pretty tight on money, but after we grumbled about his visiting Walt Disney World recently, he’s opening up the purse strings! He said that if I can get myself from Svalbard…
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Lately its enforcers have even taken to wearing masks, so you know they’re up to no good. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Local officials today hinted that the days are numbered for Disney’s Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. The lawless area has been in place since the 1960’s, with its occupiers creating their own structures and…