![Johnny Depp surprises crowds at Turtle Talk with Crush. Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/captain-jack-turtle-talk-768x432.jpg)
“We can’t seem to stop him” say park officials. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans may recall that actor Johnny Depp surprised Disneyland park-goers a couple of years ago by inserting himself into the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction, dressed and in character as Captain Jack Sparrow. Well, he’s at it again, but this…
![Disneyland's new smoking area. Can you spot the Hidden Mickey in the smoke? Photo by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/disneyland-new-smoking-area-768x432.jpg)
It’s all part of a plan. Just don’t tell Chapek we quoted him. BURBANK, CA– Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced a new smoking policy affecting all 14 Disney parks worldwide. The new policy consolidates all the smoking areas formerly within the parks into one giant smoking area just in front of each…
![Dollywood becomes Dali-wood. Photo by Todd Van Hoosear [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/hooray-for-dali-wood-768x432.jpg)
The Salvador Dali-inspired theme park will be a radical change. PIGEON FORGE, TN — Dolly Parton’s country-themed park has been sold to investors from Dubai, and will soon get an extensive makeover. Gone will be the down-home, Tennessee mountain charm. Instead, the park will be renamed “Dali-wood” and rethemed to surrealist Salvador Dali’s paintings. Why…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
!["Mr. Mueller's Wild Ride" overlay of Mr. Toad. Image by HarshLight [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/mr-muellers-wild-ride-768x432.jpg)
Mr. Toad gets a temporary overlay based on current events. DISNEYLAND, CA — Never ones to shy from controversy or withhold comment on public affairs, the Disneyland Resort today unveiled “Mr. Mueller’s Wild Ride.” The ride is a temporary overlay of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, much like the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay of Haunted Mansion, or…