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There are some big surprises in store on Slinky Dog Dash! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — This may be the biggest scoop in the 68-year history of Uncle Walt’s Insider! We were able to sneak one of our interns onto a test run on the new Slinky Dog Dash roller coaster in the currently unopened…
What started as an April Fools joke has reached the point of no return. WALT DISNEY WORLD — What a difference a few months can make. Uncle Walt’s Insider was to first to report that the Disney “Skyliner” at the Walt Disney World Resort was just an elaborate prank that got out of hand, but…
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The new nighttime fireworks show will be powered by Internet Explorer. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — News outlets and Disney fan sites alike have been abuzz with the news that the EPCOT Center Resort and Spa will be getting a new nighttime fireworks show. The spectacle, which will replace Illuminations, will be titled “Windows on…
Insist on the real article before you think of the happiest things. BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company responded today to recently-reported incidents involving trafficking of “off-brand pixie dust,” cautioning folks to make sure they are in possession of the real thing before attempting flight. “While everyone looks forward to lifting off the ground…
YOU get a hat! And YOU get a hat! EVERYBODY gets a hat! WALT DISNEY WORLD — Following the successful return of the Sorceror Mickey Hat to Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced that every Disney theme park around the world will be getting a new,…