EXCLUSIVE: Shocking details on Disney's newest coaster! |

EXCLUSIVE: Shocking details on Disney’s newest coaster!

Hopelessly tangled Slinky Dog Dash vehicle. Photo by J Marsh [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.

There are some big surprises in store on Slinky Dog Dash!

WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — This may be the biggest scoop in the 68-year history of Uncle Walt’s Insider! We were able to sneak one of our interns onto a test run on the new Slinky Dog Dash roller coaster in the currently unopened Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and the ride is NOT what you’d expect from Disney. Read on for all the juicy details!

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Cover photo of Hopelessly tangled Slinky Dog Dash vehicle. Photo by J Marsh [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr..