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(Step)Moms Panel: “What will it do in winter?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What will it do in winter?” Jeri, Ypsilanti, MI X: Hello Jeri! Since you're in Ypsi, it will probably snow during the winter. And be cold. And due to the awful plowing, Washtenaw will go from being 3 lanes in ...
February 20, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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(Step)Moms Panel: Would you like some pasties?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I make pasties all the time. Would you like to try some? I have a great recipe and have been making them for 60 years.” - Marguerite N., Harrison, MI Marty: Dear Marge, Yes. Absolutely. Unless they're plant-based. Walt: Hi Maggie, thanks for ...
February 17, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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(Step)Moms Panel: Handling peanut allergies at Knott’s Peanuts Celebration

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm thinking of taking my family to Knott's Berry Farm for the Peanuts Celebration. The problem is, my youngest, Juan Carlo, has a severe peanut allergy. Is it safe to take him?” - Stephanie W., Kingman AZ Walt: Hi Alex, ...
February 13, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].

Joe Rohde’s Earring campaign falters in NH after Iowa accusations

Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH -- After a strong showing in last week's Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde's Earring only finished second in yesterday's New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a potential scandal broke. Allegations have surfaced accusing the Earring of having a hand (so to speak) in the creation of the disastrous Iowa Caucus app. Uncle Walt's Insider ...
February 12, 2020 by Marty in Other
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(Step)Moms Panel: Are there toasters in a toaster-shaped hotel?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I will be staying in the hotel that looks like a toaster - the name escapes me right now. Do the rooms there have toasters? Thanks.” - Diane M., Camden, NJ Ub: Hi Cami, and thanks for contacting the (Step) ...
February 8, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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