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BREAKING NEWS: UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY

Not a surprise. No one's gone there for weeks. ANAHEIM, CA -- The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing "(Step)Moms" yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt's Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt's Insider will remain closed permanently. Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure is because Uncle Walt's Insider has become extremely unpopular. No official numbers are available, but some sources are report that NO ONE has visited Uncle ...

(Step)Moms Panel: Best activities while waiting for the parks to reopen

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm bored at home. Do you have a favorite activity you do to pass the time while waiting for theme parks to reopen?" - Kelly P., Baton Rouge LA Harriet: Just don't go to Walt Disney World. There are enough ...

May 25, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 24

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY! - Okay, this panic is getting out of hand. The (Step)Moms step in (get it?) with calm, reasoned facts. Tuesday BREAKING NEWS: DISNEYLAND TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY - Before you ask, of course it's true. Would we ever mislead you about anything? Wednesday CORRECTION: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY - We're not called "Magical Fake News" for nothing. Learn a lesson from ...

May 24, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight

(Step)Moms Panel: What is it with all these ‘Disneyland closing’ articles?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: First you (Step)Moms say Disneyland is not closing permanently. Then Uncle Walt's Insider says it is closing permanently. Then yesterday they issue a correction saying it isn't closing permanently. Who do I believe? Is Disneyland closing for good or ...

May 21, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

CORRECTION: Disneyland is NOT closing permanently

Oops. ANAHEIM, CA -- Never mind. Sorry. Were you looking forward to seeing orange groves there again? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know! Cover photo: Now no one will ever take us seriously. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.

May 20, 2020 by Marty in California