![Joe can relax, but the earring will still be hard at work. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/joe-rohdes-earring-not-retired-768x403.jpg)
We suspect it was the source of all of the good ideas anyway. GLENDALE CA — Good news from Disney Imagineering headquarters! Although legendary Imagineer Joe Rohde will be retiring effective January 4 of next year, his famed earring will continue working for the foreseeable future. The earring, which unsuccessfully ran for president earlier this…
![Dreamfinder and Figment infected? No surprise -- they aren't ever socially distanced from each other! Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-NC-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/dreamfinder-and-figment-not-social-distancing-768x403.jpg)
They’re normally inseparable, so we imagine (get it?) quarantine together won’t be too difficult. EPCOT, FL — As the parks prepare to re-open, Disney has started to share what attractions, restaurants, and characters will be available. But notably missing from this list is Dreamfinder and Figment! Uncle Walt’s Insider reached out to our favorite Disney…
Apparently you’re less likely to catch the virus if you hold certain points of view. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Walt Disney World inches towards its reopening date in 2025, the company is backtracking on its plans for social distancing. The parks first announced they would require guests to undergo temperature checks, maintain distance…
![Former official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/joe-rohdes-earring-for-president-2020b-768x403.jpg)
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring yesterday is suspending its campaign for the presidency. The brief press release issued yesterday gave three reasons for the decision. The campaign just never gained traction, due to “the quarantine preventing campaign events,” “difficulty in fundraising,”…
![New official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/joe-rohdes-earring-quarantine.jpg)
The Earring has to keep six feet away from Joe Rohde. BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring may have been exposed to a person infected with the coronavirus. The famed Imagineer fashion accessory and presidential candidate is in quarantine, and must keep at least six feet from Joe Rohde. Fortunately, Rohde’s earlobe can be stretched…