The Earring has to keep six feet away from Joe Rohde.
BURBANK, CA — Joe Rohde’s Earring may have been exposed to a person infected with the coronavirus. The famed Imagineer fashion accessory and presidential candidate is in quarantine, and must keep at least six feet from Joe Rohde. Fortunately, Rohde’s earlobe can be stretched to seven feet, so he does not have to detach the earring.
The Earring has canceled all campaign appearances for the foreseeable future. No explanation was given as to how the Earring was exposed to the virus without Rohde himself also being exposed. We’ll keep you posted.
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Cover photo: New official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].