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We only make up stuff when we want to start a rumor. (This, for example.) BOCA CHICA, TX — For the first time in Walt Disney World history, fireworks did not explode over Cinderella Castle as the clock struck midnight on New Years Eve. In fact, Disney has not launched a barrage of exploding shells…
All the other websites have maps. Why not us? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — In what can only be described as “shocking” (it’s right there in the headline, see?), a new map of the United States of America provides amazing insight into our current condition. Uncle Walt’s Insider is the only place you will…
The ride takes six months, but the Disney Dining Plan is accepted. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An Epcot ride that’s “out of this world” just added a more realistic space experience. Mission: Space, the spaceflight training simulator, has been dividing up guests into “Orange Team” and “Green Team” queues, based on each rider’s enjoyment…
“All of my life, I’ve known I was different.” DISNEYLAND, CA — Clem,* a light bulb on the exterior of the Coca-Cola Refreshment Corner on Disneyland’s Main Street USA, has publicly embraced his unique identity. He “came out” this past week as color fluid. “For all of my life,” Clem tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “I’ve…