The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I know you’re theme park ‘experts’, but I’m struggling with dealing…
They just do everything right! PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — Amidst global shutdowns of the theme park and entertainment industries, one nation has managed to keep its Disney park operating. In fact, not just operating, but flourishing! In an article published yesterday, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported that “His Excellency Marshal Kim Jong Un…
It’s especially good for guests with a strong grip and upper body strength. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — We had great hopes for the Disney Skyliner, but apparently it’s a bust. Disney hasn’t released official numbers, but word of mouth is that no one has ridden it in over a month. NO ONE! Add to…
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It’s true! Or not! Frankly, we’re a little confused. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Star Wars Weekends have been cancelled. [Ed.: Wait, what?] That’s the rumor, at least, a rumor possibly even confirmed by Disney. Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that these rumors are true, at least at Disney’s Hollywood Studios! [Ed.: Still waiting for the headline to…
“The River Mile” project may have been a front for the Mouse! DENVER, CO — Elitch Gardens (just “Elitch’s” to the locals) was a beloved theme park in west Denver with roots going back to the late 1800’s. Eventually, in 1995, the name (but not the “beloved”) moved downtown, becoming a generic cookie-cutter amusement park monstrosity…