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The only other known viewer passed away last month. SOUTHFIELD, MI — Clarence Farley gets a far-away look in his eye when he talks about Star Wars. The 102-year-old lifelong resident of Southfield, Michigan, a Detroit suburb, is the last known person still living to have seen the original Star Wars movie in a theater during…
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Hey, look what they were able to do with swampland in Florida! NEW YORK, NY — The Island of Manhattan used to be the crown jewel of New York City. The streets were filled with cars and people rushing from place to place. It was a huge hub of the world economy — and had some…
The beloved classic has more views than Hamilton! BURBANK, CA– Word has gotten out that Walt Disney’s classic film Song of the South is now available on Disney+. While promised in the past, only now have subscribers been able to watch the movie, which features the stories of Uncle Remus in a mixture of live action…
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At least if they’re like the Star Wars prequels, they won’t be infectious. BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios announced today that George Lucas is producing a new trilogy for theatrical release based on COVID 19. The new movies, given the working titles of COVID I, II & III, will be written, produced, and directed…
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This is something the people are clamoring for, right? ANIMAL KINGDOM, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider is pleased to bring you this exclusive announcement from Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation): “Hey all you cool cats and kittens [Ed.: Shoot us now.], Jun Disney (the spokeswoman) [Ed.: no relation] from the Disney (the…