This is something the people are clamoring for, right?
ANIMAL KINGDOM, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider is pleased to bring you this exclusive announcement from Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation):
“Hey all you cool cats and kittens [Ed.: Shoot us now.], Jun Disney (the spokeswoman) [Ed.: no relation] from the Disney (the company) Company here to tell you all about a wild new sponsor coming to the Animal Kingdom Park at Walt Disney World Resort, Spa & Outlet Mall!
Next: “Big Cat: The Musical”
“Disney (the company) and Carole Baskin have signed an agreement to bring the Big Cat Rescue name, along with Mrs. Baskin’s likeness, as the title sponsor of the Maharajah Jungle Trek! The new name, Maharajah “Big Cat” Jungle Trek will feature video stations along the trail playing videos of Carole Baskin telling you about the various animals you can encounter. In addition, a daily vlog featuring Mrs. Baskin will update guests on how the day’s events went for the tigers on display.”
“Disney (the company) Pictures will also do a tie-in with the upcoming live action remake of Tiger King. Guests will be able to buy merchandise themed to their favorite Tiger King characters, including Joe Exotic, Erik Cowie, Carole Baskin, Don Lewis, and more!”
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Cover photo: Disney’s new Lion Tiger King live remake. Photo of cuddly kitty cats [Public Domain]. Photo of slightly cuddly Dwayne Johnson by Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia. Photo of not-so-cuddly
Carole Baskin Hillary Clinton by Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.