At least if they’re like the Star Wars prequels, they won’t be infectious.
BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios announced today that George Lucas is producing a new trilogy for theatrical release based on COVID 19. The new movies, given the working titles of COVID I, II & III, will be written, produced, and directed by the Star Wars creator.
Inside sources say that although the movies are slated for wide released, no one is expecting them to spread past the initial curious theater-goers.
The first movie is set to debut in 2022.
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Cover photo: COVID I, II, & III writer-director George Lucas. Photo by Nicolas Genin [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.