We review a Sith bakery in honor of Star Wars Day, May the Fourth. And because we’re Uncle Walt’s Insider, we do it a day late. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — “Come to the dark side,” they said. “We have cookies.” Now, I’m not sure who the mysterious ‘they’ is, but I had previously heard…
No controversy here, no sir. BURBANK, CA — Chip Gaines lasted less than a week as head of Walt Disney Imagineering. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Officially, Chip is moving on to devote more time with his family. “Off the record, though,” Disney (no relation) continued, “Chip was…
We knew it. We just knew it. BR’ER BANK, CA — Sources at Disney+ have now confirmed what we’ve suspected all along. The Razor Crest, the spaceship flown by the title character of The Mandalorian, was indeed modeled after the Space Winnebago, Lone Star’s spaceship in Mel Brooks’ classic Oscar-winning drama Spaceballs. Just a few…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I hear some people dropped their subscriptions to Disney+ once they…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Where is the restaurant in Disney World?” – Kumud, NJ X:…