![President* Biden's animatronic in the Hall of President*s is already malfunctioning. Or is it? Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/biden-animatronic-already-malfunctioning-768x403.jpg)
No one bring nuclear codes to the show, please. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Guests at the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa & Revolutionary Headquarters will soon get an experience never before… um, experienced. Disney announced today that they will be updating the Magic Kingdom Park (& Spa)’s Hall of Presidents attraction to utilize…
Let’s go, Brandon? Absolutely not. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD– Dear Bob, Can we call you Bob? We feel like we’ve known each other for years. Plus, you strike us as a somewhat informal type of person. But, anyways, we wanted to offer you some advice. We know you’re going to get tons of advice…
Maybe he’ll send the Kamala animatronic to investigate the “root causes.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Joe Biden animatronic at Disney’s Hall of “Presidents” went off-script again on Monday. And his remarks are being interpreted as giving a green light to armed conflict between the national pavilions at Epcot’s World Showcase. “I think what…
![We're hoping a nap and an ice cream cone will entice him to return. Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/brandon-in-hall-of-presidents-768x403.jpg)
Except one who was using more colorful language. We won’t say who. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — More controversy from the Hall of Presidents at Disney’s Magic Kingdom Theme Park and Spa! Past issues include the Biden animatronic malfunctioning, leaving when questioned, and needing a pants change. And now the Biden animatronic has reportedly become…
![Before and after the suit change. We're a bit worried that the lighter color will show, um, "leaks" more easily. Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/biden-animatronic-new-pants-768x403.jpg)
Did he have a meeting with the Animatronic Pope? MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The tens of guests flocking to the Hall of Presidents to actually see the presidents, and not escape the heat like the thousands typically do, will notice a change this week! No, Animatronic President Trump has not re-positioned himself to the front…