The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: How should I vote?” – Kent D., Faber OR Harriet: Just…
Also, run a virus scan on your computer before visiting Uncle Walt’s Insider. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — First, the good news: COVID-19 has not infected any Uncle Walt’s Insider staff. You could say it’s because of the precautions we’re taking, but let’s be honest. People have been “socially distancing” themselves from us long…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: What do Disney Cast Members do when they’re not at work?”…
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We can’t believe they’re letting these properties go! BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company is apparently having budget shortfalls, what with the extended closure of Hong Kong Disneyland and Shanghai Disney Resort over concerns about COVID-19 (Coronavirus). Consequently, they have announced that they would be selling off some assets. Newly appointed CEO Bob “Bobby…
Pfft. Like any of us would stay home from Disney. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — From our frigid island home in the North Sea [Seriously, Walt, let us turn up the heat in the office!], we’ve been monitoring the health crisis sweeping the globe. And we know that nothing will stop rabid Disney fans…