Did our writers go on strike, and Walt didn’t even notice? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD – Faithful readers to this site [Ed.: We have those?] may have noticed a lot of, well, nothing lately. No doubt, this caused you to think “Wait, does the site still exist?” Which would be a very valid question. The…
He wanted to buy the Babylon Bee, but that’s actually worth something. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Fresh off his purchase (and purge) of Twitter, billionaire Elon Musk announced today his plans to purchase Uncle Walt’s Insider. The move comes after his first attempt to buy a news satire site, The Babylon Bee, fell…
Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter, he may have a few billion left over to buy Disney. Should he? Today’s question: “Hey Walt, should Elon Musk buy Disney?” Submitted by B.C., J.V., J.D’A., & B.I., Various locations, USA Hi Anonymous, Thanks for asking. The idea of Disney keeping their independence and influence from a…
Hey, we make stuff up, too, but we still have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — David Mikkelson, newly-unemployed co-founder of the “Snopes.com“ “fact-checking” “website” may be looking for a new place to write. But it won’t be at Uncle Walt’s Insider. While some may think it’s a great fit — writing under an…
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Our insiders know all the tips and tricks to help you avoid large crowds when visiting Mickey! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Don’t go. [Ed.: Okay, who let Harriet write an article?] Do you have any other tricks for avoiding crowds? Comment below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us…