![Dollywood becomes Dali-wood. Photo by Todd Van Hoosear [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/hooray-for-dali-wood-768x432.jpg)
The Salvador Dali-inspired theme park will be a radical change. PIGEON FORGE, TN — Dolly Parton’s country-themed park has been sold to investors from Dubai, and will soon get an extensive makeover. Gone will be the down-home, Tennessee mountain charm. Instead, the park will be renamed “Dali-wood” and rethemed to surrealist Salvador Dali’s paintings. Why…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
!["Mr. Mueller's Wild Ride" overlay of Mr. Toad. Image by HarshLight [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/mr-muellers-wild-ride-768x432.jpg)
Mr. Toad gets a temporary overlay based on current events. DISNEYLAND, CA — Never ones to shy from controversy or withhold comment on public affairs, the Disneyland Resort today unveiled “Mr. Mueller’s Wild Ride.” The ride is a temporary overlay of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, much like the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay of Haunted Mansion, or…
No one waiting for Soarin’ at Epcot? The Apocalypse draws nigh. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It is one of Disney’s most popular attractions, and has been since it opened. From its original “over California” film, to the mostly-CG “around the World” version, to its coming all-fake “around the Solar System,” Soarin’ is a must-see…
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Guests report seeing Minnie Mouse since her supposed demise earlier this week. DISNEYLAND, CA — Less than one week after Uncle Walt’s Insider reported that a feral cat had eaten Minnie Mouse, some guests report seeing Minnie alive and well in the park. This is not only extremely suspicious, but raises several questions. What really…