Disneyland sees spike in Light Saber injuries
Pictured: a typical evening crowd in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disneyland Resort and Spa in Anaheim, CA, used to have a perfect record when it came to accidents involving Light Sabers. In fact, in the entire 64-year history of Disneyland Park, records show that not a single person reported an injury from…

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