Our panel was not that impressed. DISNEYLAND, CA — The highly-anticipated Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge has been open for a day, and the first impressions are rolling in: Yawn. That’s right, apparently it’s just okay, but nothing too exciting. Uncle Walt’s Insider assembled a six-person panel of first-day Galaxy’s Edge visitors to give us their…
It’s here! We give you the inside look at <<new thing>>! PLACE, STATE — [Ed.: Marty, the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge land opens at Disneyland on Friday, May 31. I’ve set this article up to publish on that date. BE SURE to fill it in with updates, photos, and information before it runs! Don’t…
The concept art is a LIE. ORLANDO, FL — As fans of the Fantastic Beasts movies and their seven prequels excitedly await the June arrival of the new attraction at Universal Orlando Resort and Spa, some bad news. The very namesake of “Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure” will not be able to enjoy his own…
Oops. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As part of “Epcot 2.0,” the granite Leave a Legacy markers in the Epcot entrance plaza are being removed to a location outside the gates. However, as the photo above shows, the contractor charged with the job thought he was taking out Spaceship Earth as well. An embarrassed Walt…
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Pictured: a archealogical dig unearths the famous “Dead Sea Tupperware.” AMMAN, JORDAN — Scientists may have discovered the location of Agrabah, the city featured in the movie Aladdin and its sequels (Aladdin Reloaded, Aladdin Revolutions, and Aladdin in Space: a Galaxy Jafar, Far Away). Dr. Afra Karim, of the Cinematic Historical Society, announced the discovery…