![Artist's rendering of the site of Disneyland Kabul, before the fall. Photo by Sven Dirks via Wikimedia & BloomyLiahona via DeviantArt, both [CC-BY-SA-3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/site-of-disneyland-kabul-768x403.jpg)
Probably a good call, considering. BURBANK, CA — The Disney Company announced today that its plans for a Disneyland-style theme park in Kabul, Afghanistan, have been placed on hold for the foreseeable future. The press release did not provide specific reasons for the delay, but sources inside the company say that Afghans on the project…
![Totally not fake before and after photos of this guy. Churro photo by Mark Mitchell [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr; Before photo [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] from probaway.com; After photo Public Domain via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/churro-diet-768x403.jpg)
Really? This type clickbait headline is what Uncle Walt’s Insider has sunk to? GARDEN GROVE, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider recently learned of a man who lost 350 pounds on the Churro Diet! This is his story. Tom “Tommy” Thomason (pictured above, maybe) started his weight loss journey in late 2019, vowing to make use…
![President* Biden's animatronic in the Hall of President*s is already malfunctioning. Or is it? Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/biden-animatronic-already-malfunctioning-768x403.jpg)
Presidential shenanigans galore. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Hall of Presidents has finally reopened, but not without some presidential drama. Crowds are returning to the attraction now, with approximately two people waiting to be the first to visit the newly reopened Hall of Presidents. While the Hall was originally scheduled to reopen earlier this year,…
They said we couldn’t publish them. They were wrong. FRANCE (PAVILION), EPCOT, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider was invited to a press preview of EPCOT’s new Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure, which opens to the little people (a/k/a the general public) on October 1st. While Disney asked members of the media to not publish any photos from…
Our little-known facts series “continues”! Ah, nothing says you’ve arrived at Walt Disney World like hearing the whistle from the steam train as you go through the gates at the Magic Kingdom! … Except passing under an entrance arch. … And seeing the purple road signs. … Oh, and catching a glimpse of the monorail…