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The Chapeking of Disney continues! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The new “Disney Enchantment” fireworks and projection show is a hit, but many guests are finding it to be a hit in their pocketbook as well. Fresh on the heels of Walt Disney World charging for their formerly free transportation, now just watching the fireworks…
We’re already booking our plane tickets. TOOWOOMBA, AUSTRALIA — The government of Australia has figured out how to counter the protests against their aggressive anti-Covid policies: marketing. “That’s right,” Down Under (the country nickname) spokesperson Jun Under (no relation) tells Uncle Walt’s Insider. “When we rip someone out of their home and ship them to…
Our little-known facts series continues! Disney+ has been in operation for 37 years now, ever since Alexander Graham Bell invented the television remote. [Note: do actual research before publication.] It was the world’s first entertainment streaming service, no matter what Knott’s Berry Farm+ claims. But do you know everything there is to know about the Mouse’s…
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Walt Disney World celebrates its 50th anniversary by charging more! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In celebration of the 50th Anniversary of the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa & Guest Bilking Center, all complimentary transportation will end as of October 1st! The announcement was made in a post to an obscure social media platform, but…
It was later spotted eating ice cream and sniffing kids’ hair. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Hall of “Presidents”* at Magic Kingdom Park continues to experience problems with the Biden audio-animatronic figure. The figure has caused closures previously due to malfunctions. Sources tell Uncle Walt’s Insider that an audience member shouted a question about…