The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Other websites are saying Disney canceled their Halloween parties. If there’s no…
Disney’s getting a lot of details wrong in their announcements lately. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Several news sources said last week that Disney would not be holding its “Eat to the Beat” concert series at Epcot this year due to health restrictions. But Uncle Walt’s Insider can tell you now that the concerts will…
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Headless horsemen are not nearly as scary as invisibly virus particles. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney announced yesterday that it was canceling the crowd favorite Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Parties (called “MNSSHP” or “Menship” by fans) this year. Instead, they’re ramping up the terror with an all new “Mickey’s VERY Scary No-Mask Halloween…
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It’s the story of a misunderstood virus just wanting to be loved. EMERYVILLE, CA — Disney Pixar Studios has announced a new feature film release for 2021: “VIRAL.” A press release for the film describes the protagonist as “Covie, a young virus struggling with loneliness, in a world that wants nothing to do with him.”…
Why? Because they’re “eeeevil.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When Walt Disney World fully reopens in July of 2025, a number of virus-prevention requirements will be in place. But not for everyone. Disney villains will not be required to wear masks, or practice social distancing. Realism “Our goal, as always, is realistic storytelling,” explains Disney…