![New spray-on painted face masks at Walt Disney World. Photo [CC0] courtesy of pxhere.com & pxfuel.com.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/disney-debuts-spray-on-masks-768x403.jpg)
They’re much easier to breathe in, also. DATELINE IN CAPS — Gators may not be allowed, but now Walt Disney World is offering a mask alternative: face paint! Originally created by laid-off Photopass Cast Members as a way to pay their rent, the painted masks are proving to be extremely popular. Uncle Walt’s Insider talked…
He took all their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings, Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For decades, Disney has embraced the holidays, overloading their parks with festive garlands, lights, music, and shows. There were few places in the world that celebrated the season like Walt Disney World….
![Epcot's new Body Wars: the Covid Mission. Photo by Edward Russell [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/epcot-body-wars-covid-edition-768x403.jpg)
Instead of investigating a splinter, you’ll be fighting a virus of some sort. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Finally, some good Covid-related news! No, there’s no vaccine yet. Yes, people are still panicking. But we’ll get a really cool Disney ride back! Body Wars is coming back to Epcot! Not sure how this will work…
![COVID I, II, & III writer-director George Lucas. Photo by Nicolas Genin [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/covid-123-director-george-lucas-768x403.jpg)
At least if they’re like the Star Wars prequels, they won’t be infectious. BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios announced today that George Lucas is producing a new trilogy for theatrical release based on COVID 19. The new movies, given the working titles of COVID I, II & III, will be written, produced, and directed…
![No longer soon-to-be-appearing at the American Adventure Pavilion & Donut Shop. Photo by Thomas Hawk [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/disney-epcot-winchells-donuts-768x403.jpg)
No Timbits at Le Cellier, we’re sad to report. EPCOT, FL — As Walt Disney World slowly re-opens, fans everywhere are starting to wonder about the status of the various plans previously announced for the Disney parks. As Disney looks closer at their updated financials, we are said to report that some favorite donut chains…