There are a lot of news items that aren’t funny enough or long enough for their own article! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While you’ve been lounging in your pajamas enjoying your summer vacation, Uncle Walt’s Insider’s intrepid reporters have been hard at work, surfing the internet for Disney news we can spoof, or failing…
![Toy Story Land in Hong Kong, which is also being shipped to Florida. Photo by Laika ac [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/toy-story-land-somewhere-768x432.jpg)
Guests expecting the new land to open today will be disappointed, but there’s a good reason for the shutdown. DISNEY’S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — In a shocking turn, Walt Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced that the new Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios will not open after all. Guests who have…
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There are some big surprises in store on Slinky Dog Dash! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — This may be the biggest scoop in the 68-year history of Uncle Walt’s Insider! We were able to sneak one of our interns onto a test run on the new Slinky Dog Dash roller coaster in the currently unopened…
Even giant Slinkies are irresistible to play with — and easy to tangle. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Toy Story Land at Disney’s Hollywood Studios is not yet open, but one of its prime attractions has suffered another setback. As reported last November, one of the coaster cars for the new Slinky Dog Dash became…
YOU get a hat! And YOU get a hat! EVERYBODY gets a hat! WALT DISNEY WORLD — Following the successful return of the Sorceror Mickey Hat to Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced that every Disney theme park around the world will be getting a new,…