They finally found a suitable substitute. DISNEYLAND, CA — It’s well-known to those with the proper sources that Disneyland uses mouse meat in their restaurants. They’ve just been quiet about it for years, not wanting to upset younger fans of Mickey & Minnie. Now a Disney insider tells Uncle Walt’s, um, Insider that the mouse…
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You won’t blubber or say neigh to the Great White dishes coming this year! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Each year dozens, maybe hundreds, of guests flock to Disney’s Epcot Resort, Spa, Hair Care & Tire Center to take part in the park’s second-most popular event, the Food and Wine Festival! Festival guests get to try…
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And what did we learn? Not much, really. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — The challenge: Eat nothing but tasty, tasty churros, morning, noon & night, for thirty days. Participants: Ub, X, & Uncle Walt. (Marty eats nothing but churros anyway, so technically this wouldn’t have been a challenge for him). Conclusion: Churros are extremely…
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A “simple misunderstanding” is prolonged when the family keeps getting free stuff. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Peña family of Silver City, NM, is celebrating their reunion with family matriarch Elvira Bolivar, after becoming separated from her at Florida’s Magic Kingdom theme park last week. Bolivar, 63, was located at the park’s Lost &…
The churro changes will be amazing! Maybe! We didn’t catch every detail. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our regular readers [up to five now!] know that we here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love churros. That delicious cinnamon sugar treat is so perfect that even Philistines whose warped taste buds prefer cream cheese pretzels admit that churros…