“If the park had been open, who knows how many guests would have died.” ORLANDO, FL — In what some are calling “a shutdown miracle” (and to be fair, others are calling “fake news”), Volcano Bay erupted on Tuesday. The volcano is a feature of a water park at the Universal Orlando Studios, Theme Park,…
“Smoking never brought the world to a standstill.” BURBANK, CA — As we continue to quarantine ourselves in our office in Svalbard, we’re hearing news that Disney is hard at work adding cigarettes back into the various photos of Walt Disney. It’s no secret that Disney (the company) worked hard at trying to cover up…
It’s like a single-rider line, but with only a 50% chance you’ll get to ride. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Excitement continues to build around the new, completely-park-appropriate “Guardians of the Galaxy” roller coaster currently being built at EPCOT. The coaster, slated to be finished in 2038, has Marvel fans rejoicing (and Epcot Center purists…
Ub from Ub’s Analysis gives his totally fresh opinion on this new cupcake! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, “YUMM!” Let’s face it. When you go to a Disney Park or Hotel and select your food, why are you selecting it?…
In which we give Ub space to express an opinion publicly. This can’t be good. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, “Ewww.” Let’s face it. They’ve been trying to make eating Finding Nemo characters a thing ever since someone caught the…