The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: I’m a little confused. I want to create a touring plan for…
Apparently they found a found a licensed funeral director willing to help. EXPERIMENTAL PROTOTYPE COMMUNITY OF TOMMOROW CENTER, FL — In a move that has shocked a few people, Disney has returned the “Leave a Legacy” monoliths to the front of the Epcot Centre Center. The monoliths, which were removed starting in 2018, have been…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: how often do u pee?” – joe, “here” Grogu: Marty: I’m with…
This is Disney! There’s no [highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]מִין[/highlight] at Disney! E.P.C.O.T. C.E.N.T.R.E. — Even though the Festival of THE Holiday [X: HEY!] is only a week into its annual run, Disney is already starting to talk about the next Festival coming to Epcot: the Festival of Fertility! Our own Uncle Walt stumbled across prep for this…
The ride takes six months, but the Disney Dining Plan is accepted. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An Epcot ride that’s “out of this world” just added a more realistic space experience. Mission: Space, the spaceflight training simulator, has been dividing up guests into “Orange Team” and “Green Team” queues, based on each rider’s enjoyment…