Themed clothes pins will be issued to Epcot Cast Members. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In an unexpected yet oddly delightful twist, Disney has officially announced the dates for the inaugural Epcot International Farts Festival, which will run from January 14 to February 21, 2025. This aromatic event was sparked by an innocent misunderstanding that…
Guests spoke: “Nothing would be better than this” — and Imagineers listened! ANAHEIM, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts has made some BIG announcements at the D23 Expo – and Uncle Walt’s Insider was NOT there to hear them! One huge bit of news has set the Internet ablaze: E.P.C.O.T. Center’s Test Track, the Chevrolet…
Thankfully, no one on the terrorist watchlist has been apprehended. Yet. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Officials at Walt Disney World’s E.P.C.O.T. Center are reporting a significant increase in the number of people crossing between the park’s Mexico and Norway pavilions. The increase comes just after Title 42 border crossing restrictions expired last week. “We’re…
No more Mexico Pavilion! Does Colombia have churros? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The “Gran Fiesta Tour starring the Three Caballeros,” a/k/a the Mexico boat ride with Donald Duck and those two other birds, is no more. And neither is Epcot’s Mexico Pavilion. We’ve known that a change was coming, since we figured Disney would…
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OnlyFans sponsoring Spaceship Earth? It was a step too far. LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a move that brought tears of joy to Disney fans around the globe, Bob “Bob” Chapek has been fired as CEO of The Walt Disney Company. Reactions ranged from a ticker-tape parade to one Facebook user saying, “So sad…