![Artist's rendition of the new entrance to Disneyland. By Chris Hagerman [CC BY 2.0 ] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/new-six-flags-disneyland-entrance-768x432.jpg)
Walt’s original park may soon be Six Flags: Magicland. GRAND PRAIRIE, TX — Officials with Six Flags confirmed today that they are in “serious negotiations” with Disney Parks and Resorts. Their goal? To purchase Disneyland. THE Disneyland. “Obviously it’s a prize we’ve had our eye on for a long time,” Six Flags CEO Jim “James”…
With great profit comes great desperation. UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, ANAHEIM, CA — As negotiations have broken down between Sony and Disney over the future of Spider-Man, one side has resorted to extreme measures. Rather than returning Spider-Man to Sony, Disney is apparently holding him as a bargaining chip. “It’s absolutely not kidnapping,” says Disney (the company)…
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One of the most beloved Disney princesses is finally getting his own attraction! Wait, “his”? BURBANK, CA — It’s no secret that Disney has a big secret. And they are going to secretly announce their secret at the super-secret D23 Expo (that you probably haven’t heard of unless of course you’re a loyal reader of…
They finally found a suitable substitute. DISNEYLAND, CA — It’s well-known to those with the proper sources that Disneyland uses mouse meat in their restaurants. They’ve just been quiet about it for years, not wanting to upset younger fans of Mickey & Minnie. Now a Disney insider tells Uncle Walt’s, um, Insider that the mouse…
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We had a long editorial debate about whether “confused” and “AOC” in the headline were redundant. WASHINGTON, DC — As fallout continues from the nation of Israel’s decision to deny Democratic Reps. Rashida Tlaib (MI) and Ilhan Omar (MN) entry into the country, another U.S. Representative had a unique complaint. “It’s wrong for Epcot to…