![The return of Flash Mountain. Photo by Matthew Freeman [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/flash-mountain-returns-768x403.jpg)
If the new attraction looks like Mardi Gras, “flashing” will actually add to the realism. GLENDALE, CA — The Internet nearly shut down recently after news that Disney would be re-theming Splash Mountain to The Princess and the Frog, the story of Tiana, princess of Genovia Arendelle New Orleans. [Ed.: It’s been a while since we…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: It was only a few months ago that the biggest problem involving…
![Is... is Mickey pointing to Walt, like "Take him! Take him first!"??? Because that's what it seems like. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr & Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/walt-may-be-the-next-to-go-768x403.jpg)
Pulling down statues may prevent past “atrocities.” Like Song of the South? ANAHEIM, CA — The statue of noted oppressor Mickey Mouse was toppled last week at Disneyland, leaving many Disney fans asking, “What’s next?” [Ed.: Actually, only a few asked “What’s next?” The majority of questions we got after that article ran were, “Is this…
“Without these stickers strategically placed on the ground, how will guests know when they are at least 6 feet apart!?!?” ANAHEIM, CA — Disney will delay the re-opening of Disneyland — but only due to the lack of social distancing stickers. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) stated, “We were all set to…
![Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/protesters-topple-mickey-partners-statue-disneyland-768x403.jpg)
Where will it end? DISNEYLAND, CA — Chanting “Hey, ho, the mouse must go,” protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday. A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun “Auntie” Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d give you the whole thing here, but it was…